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| How to become a contestant:
We have an elaborate screening system to find contestants for our
show, and it goes pretty much like this: 1) You let us know you want to be on the show. 2) You show up for the show. 3) You're on the show. OK, it's not QUITE that simple, but almost. You need to be in the Phoenix, Arizona area (or able to make it here) (Please note: if you live somewhere like Snotrag, Arkansas or Gdansk, Poland and want to be on the show - SURE, you're welcome, but NO we're not going to pay your way, NO, we're not going to let you stay at our house and NO, we won't pay for your meals & pick you up at the airport! (all requests we've had before!)) You'll need to provide ID (federal government rules to make sure you're over 18) and sign a model release (yes, even if you're not a model!) It helps if you have a good sense of humor and don't mind a bit of abuse (although willingness to be flogged while wearing diapers is NOT necessary!). No, you're not going to get paid (then again, we're not asking you to pay us, either!) and sorry, we're not going to give you a free pass to Alanna's website (loosen up those purse strings, ya scrooge, we need to make a living too ya know!) You need to understand that your face WILL be shown. If you're scared somebody's gonna see you who shouldn't...well, don't bother. If you're proud of your 19-inch dick, think you can make Alanna come three dozen times and are generally a walking penis, you're welcome to be on the show, but be aware that we feast on guys with huge egos. You WILL be made to look stupid, we guarantee it. On the other hand, if you're not a testosterone-filled prick, don't worry, we'll be gentle with you. |
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